Collection

It is not enough to simply enjoy crystals, one must also taste them.


3.5" round sparkly vinyl sticker indicating your current destination/goal, which (to be clear, like a crystal) is to proudly lick all the crystals at the crystal store.

Sometimes, it's not whether you win or lose. It's a secret third thing, which is frog.
This sticker is 3.5" tall, black and white, vinyl.

Can’t stop thinking about centipedes while driving? Get this 10″ x 3″ matte vinyl bumper sticker. The perfect sticker to explain your frantic vehicular squiggling!

I wonder, are the centipedes thinking of you too?

These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should withstand all the rigours of your dangerous and mysterious vehicular ramblings.

Meet Thunderdel! A 10 year old red tail boa part of our Surrender Program. He does require a very large enclosure, at minimum 8x2x3', pictures as proof must be emailed in to us. Eating f/t colossal rats, would likely take rabbit/guinea pig/quail.

Apx hatch July 6, 2026 - eating f/t pinky mice

Seven is a pretty high number of coffees, if you think about it on seven coffees. Of course, you will also be able to think about the molecules in your tear ducts and feel the flutter of every dragonfly wing on earth. Also you might poop your pants. Total