For Humans

1.25" hard enamel pins, deluxe two-piece connected with chain. Comes individually packaged with butterfly clasps.

On my way to grossly overreact! This kitty is about to melt the heck down! 2.5" x 2.5" woven patch. It has a super sticky adhesive backing and can be ironed or sewn on for additional hold - we recommend sewing for items that are washed often.

One thing about me is that.... I will always misread the situation.

7.5" x 2" glossy vinyl bumper sticker. The thick vinyl resists damage from water and sun. Also works well on windows, computers, tablets. Made in Canada :)

These moths are getting dangerously close to the flame (conveniently on the flip side of the keychain)!
This is a 2.5" wide double-sided 100% embroidery coverage (rather than just a design embroidered on canvas!) with gold metal hardware.

2.5" gold metal plated hard enamel pin
Loads of screen-printed details!
Two posts for stability + custom backing card
Designed locally in Edmonton Alberta

This banana has seen better days.

Keychain in soft enamel with matte black metal and glossy epoxy coating. Comes with easily removable clip. 2" high.

Mushroom Frog is 5" in length and 4" wide, made with minky fabric and stuffed with fluff and beans to give him a bit of weight! If you close your eyes and imagine yourself holding a large burger you're very close to imagining holding a froggy.

Seven is a pretty high number of coffees, if you think about it on seven coffees. Of course, you will also be able to think about the molecules in your tear ducts and feel the flutter of every dragonfly wing on earth. Also you might poop your pants. Total

3" vinyl sticker
Die-cut, water resistant & matte
Edmonton local artist!

3" vinyl sticker. Die-cut, water resistant & holographic vinyl. umm hello?
Edmonton local artist!

This is what would happen if you hired a frog as your personal secretary and they were in charge of picking up the phone.

Trying to keep my shit together - starting with my keys :)

Keychain in soft enamel with gold tone metal and glossy epoxy coating. 1.75" wide. Bag clip is attached to the hardware and can be removed if desired!

Twenty-one toadally hilarious reptile and amphibian poems from bestselling poet and painter Douglas Florian!