For Humans

1.25" hard enamel pins, deluxe two-piece connected with chain. Comes individually packaged with butterfly clasps.

Talking shit in the group chat - an ode to the thing that gets me through the day.

1" wide lapel pin in matte black metal and cream coloured soft enamel. Comes with a metal locking pinback so it'll stay on your stuff real good!

I will destroy everything you love!

1" wide lapel pin in matte black metal and soft enamel with glossy epoxy coating. Comes on branded card with locking pinback.

This fly was having a beautiful day...but that was before :/

This is a 2" x 2" felt patch with embroidered detail and merrowed border. It has a super sticky adhesive backing and can be ironed or sewn on for additional hold.

One thing about me is that.... I will always misread the situation.

7.5" x 2" glossy vinyl bumper sticker. The thick vinyl resists damage from water and sun. Also works well on windows, computers, tablets. Made in Canada :)

2" hard enamel pin
Black Nickel plated metal & two posts for stability
Packaged on backing card
Designed locally in Edmonton, Alberta!

Our favourite new form factor: embroidered keychains!! Like patches with a purpose!

This is a 2" wide double-sided embroidered keychain with 100% embroidery coverage (rather than just a design embroidered on canvas!) with gold metal hardware.

Milk Frog is 5" in length and 4" wide, made with minky fabric and stuffed with fluff and beans to give him a bit of weight! If you close your eyes and imagine yourself holding a large burger you're very close to imagining holding a froggy.

Hop into the succulent craze without adding another responsibility to your busy life. This easy-to-care-for potted pal is perfect for anyone with less-than-green thumbs. With plenty of pop-out decorations to choose from, your cactus will be styling no mat

Trolli Sour Brite Squad is the dream team of gummi worms! This sour crew has an assortment of soft & chewy sour gummi worms in three unique shapes and sizes. Flavor combinations include blackberry - lime, raspberry-orange, and strawberry-lemonade.

Let the world know that you will lick crystals and you cannot be stopped! Get this 10″ x 3″ matte vinyl bumper sticker screen-printed in white and teal!

It is not enough to simply enjoy crystals, one must also taste them.


3.5" round sparkly vinyl sticker indicating your current destination/goal, which (to be clear, like a crystal) is to proudly lick all the crystals at the crystal store.

Sometimes, it's not whether you win or lose. It's a secret third thing, which is frog.
This sticker is 3.5" tall, black and white, vinyl.

Can’t stop thinking about centipedes while driving? Get this 10″ x 3″ matte vinyl bumper sticker. The perfect sticker to explain your frantic vehicular squiggling!

I wonder, are the centipedes thinking of you too?